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Wall Street attitude. Robinhood execution. Markets don't care about feelings. Yuppies do numbers.
Endorsed Skills
Wall Street Attitude 99+
Robinhood Execution 87
Doing The Numbers 64
Unbothered 52
Closing Bell Energy 41
Experience
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Full-Time Chart Watcher
$YUPPIE
present · full-time
Watching the number go up. Occasionally down. Reporting for duty regardless.
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Senior Vibes Analyst
The Trenches
2 cycles · self-employed
Read the room. Read the chart. Occasionally read neither and traded anyway.
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B.A., Cope Management
University of Down Bad
graduated, allegedly
Minored in refreshing the chart every four seconds.
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Anonymous Bull Poster
worked with Yuppie · trenches
"I've never seen someone read a candlestick chart with such little emotion. Truly Wall Street energy, executed entirely through a phone app."
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